From the recording I Love Narwhals

Lyrics

There’s this guy who lives down in the sea
He likes it cold with the water under 30 degrees
You’ll never see him at the beach playin’ in the sand
He’d rather cruise around the ice off the coast of Greenland

I gotta tell ya I sure love narwhals
They’re the unicorns of the sea
I’m pretty sure that their tusks are magical
So raise your hands up if you love narwhals
The mega mammals of mystery
My forever friends they’ll always be...I love narwhals

Some time ago I discovered the truth
The spiral horn is really just an enormous tooth
That ten-foot tusk right through the lip it grows
The mystic powers it can wield, no one really knows

I gotta tell ya I sure love narwhals
They’re the unicorns of the sea
I’m pretty sure that their tusks are magical
So raise your hands up if you love narwhals
The mega mammals of mystery
My forever friends they’ll always be...I love narwhals

Someday soon I’ll charter me a ship
And navigate the Arctic on a research trip
Where I will find a blessing of narwhal pals
The long-toothed dudes and the super cool gals
And don’t you think it would be so rad
If I introduced the narwhals to my dad
Then all my dreams will have come true!

I gotta tell ya I sure love narwhals
They’re the unicorns of the sea
I’m pretty sure that their tusks are magical
So raise your hands up if you love narwhals
The mega mammals of mystery
My forever friends they’ll always be...I love narwhals